First name and Initial: Robert N.

Where one might see me: The Holland Stage

Age: 46

Where I grew up: Howland, Ohio

Favorite food: Cheeseburger

Favorite sports team: Ohio State Buckeyes

Best movie ever: Citizen Kane

Worst movie ever: Battlefield Earth

Best band/musician ever: Rolling Stones

Worst band/musician ever: The Beatles

Favorite TV show: The Paper

Favorite book: 1984 by Orwell

My celebrity crush is: Jennifer Aniston

Best ice cream flavor: Peanut Butter and Chocolate

I never eat: Spicy foods.

My hero: Anyone who knows how to use a turn signal, pass in the left lane, and complete a zipper merge.

Everyone knows that I: Have road rage when cars drive below the speed limit in the left lane.

No one knows that I: Say a prayer for their souls as I drive by.

My first car: 1989 Geo Spectrum.

I have never: Had a thought without expressing it.

Guilty pleasure: Always swipe right.

When I hit the lottery: Perform standup comedy.

The one thing I cannot go without: Love. Gotta have my time with family and friends.